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P L U N G E
Plot Summary
Characters
Script |
MISS SOMA - the health teacher. A school marm in a brocade dress. MR. PYTHAGORUS - the math teacher. He's a dark haired man, clean shaven, glasses, pens clipped to his white shirt. COACH - a large and gruff man who walks with purpose. NURSE - a drawn, dark haired, mustaccio'd man
in a lab coat who's carrying a clipboard. He is Karson's guide.
The following are two excerpts from the first
draft script for Plunge.
INT. CLASSROOM - DAY Karson walks back into the classroom. But a MOVIE
PROJECTOR is running. On a SMALL SCREEN a baby is WAILING. Karson sits
back down at his desk and tries to finish his math test. He becomes distracted,
starts doodling a river. A factory. Then we see MISS SOMA. She's wearing
a brocade dress. As she talks she cuts a large pie on her front desk. As
the baby screams, Soma lectures.
SOMA Take an apple pie, next a knife. (cuts pie) Slice, after careful slice, class we dissect the meaning of fractions. We begin to see how precision, and a positive-mental-attitude, enables us to understand how negligible over-population is. We break the delicate, gold crust surface of our dilemma, to reveal its delicious core. We slice the pie fraction by fraction. We eat the pie sliver by sliver. Those dumb foo-foo's complaining about over-population. Up there in their academic birdhouses, high in the sky with their Laissez-faire. Their physiocracy this, and their Malthusianism that. All poo-poo crabbiness about our God given right to be fertile. We know that there are only three ways to reach optimum population: reproduce, reproduce and reproduce. I' think I'll put on some Mendelssohn. She turns on an OLD PORTABLE RECORD PLAYER and
Mendelssohn's Overture to A Midsummer Night's Dream floats out of the speakers.
Karson sees that she's looking at him. He stops drawing and tries to answer
the math problem. Close up: The pencil breaks again.
INT. POOL - DAY The COACH, a large man who limps,
helps Karson out of the pool. He throws a towel at Karson. He quickly dries
himself.
COACH What did I say? You gotta' find your center of
gravity. Number one rule: the earth is your enemy! It'd sooner see you
smeared on pavement than let you fly. This earth is one mean ass ball of
spinning mud. Now, here's your goal. (beat) Angular momentum--remember
that! There are four basic ways to get angular momentum--
KARSON Four ways?
COACH Yeah. And shut up. One-overbalancing: the lean.
Two-transfer momentum: the jerk. Three--leg thrust: hips are bent. Four--board
thrust: springboard only.
(beat) Now is that clear?
KARSON I think so-- COACH You been spanking your sea-monkey? Your brain
going soft?
KARSON (timidly) It's just that I don't get--
COACH Don't get it? You know how much water's in the
body--
(pokes him in the head) Well!
KARSON A lot . . . I think.
COACH Ninety-five percent. All salted. What's ninety-five percent mean? KARSON It's some kinda' . . . fraction.
COACH Yeah, so what does it mean? KARSON (trying to think, flustered) It means .
. . it means I don't know--
COACH Dammit, Karson! See these hands--
(shoves hands
in Karson's face) You know why I'm not God, Karson?
KARSON No sir--
COACH Because my hands are too small! But they're not
so small they can't knock sense into you!
KARSON I'm sorry Coach; it's just that . . . I don't
understand.
Karson looks down at the pool's green tiles. |