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DISCLAIMER:
This spoof website and mockumentary
are created and produced in good fun by Richardson Productions, the filmmakers
behind the upcoming feature film HARVEY
PUTTER AND THE RIDICULOUS PREMISE. The WIZARD SCHLOCKUMENTARY is
being made with the blessings of Megan & Mallory Schuyler who are
producing the real WIZARD
ROCKUMENTARY, but they are not responsible for
any content on this website or in our videos.
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Wizard Schlock Bands
There are literally hundreds upon
hundreds upon hundreds of Wizard Schlock bands out there, far too many
to be able to list them all (plus we're way to lazy to do that). But
here are a select few who allowed us stick out camera in their face and
and ask them deeply probing questions.
The
Fruitofthelupins
 Alex
started the band after a late night of debauchery. Too drunk to put his
clothes back on correctly, he placed his underwear on his head, grabbed
his guitar, and howled out his first show to general applause and
vomiting. So now he tours the country dressed as his inspiration,
Professor Fruitofthelupin, and his first hit single was "I was an
Underage Underwerewolf." However, not all venues are pleased with
the explicit nudity in his show, but since he's a musical genius, they
tend to let it slide. (Visit the real band The
Remus Lupins)
The Wifflers
 The
bro and sis team of Jake and Madison prove that being dorky isn't just a
Canadian stereotype...it's true! Jake started the band when he wasn't
having any luck getting his pet goldfish to sing with him, so he
blackmailed his sibling into helping him carry out his dream of being in
a Wizard Schlock band. Their hit song "The Trailer Park" is an
ode to Rod Cheesely's poor witch trash family that just has to be heard
to be believed. (Visit the real band The
Nifflers)
The Chocolate Dogs
 Matty
and Mike formed the band in honor of Mike's former pet dog Zoey that
they dipped in chocolate and promptly ate one lazy, humdrum afternoon.
However, another rumor is that a naked elderly man in a dark Harvey
Putter cloak met them late one fateful night in a shady alleyway and
threatened them into forming a wizard schlock band, but this has never
been verified by reliable sources of any kind. (Visit the real
band The Chocolate Frogs)
The Parsleymouths
 Kristina
and Brittany take on the personas of two Slipperin girls from Snogwarts
School of Witchcrap who have the rare ability to speak to vegetables.
Their song "Kissing Houseschmucks" was number one for three
weeks in a row on the Finnish Harvey Putter Podcast Putten Danken
which gave them international notoriety and a few death threats. These
days you can find them doing shows at libraries, nursing homes and the
produce aisle of local grocery stores.
(Visit the real band The
Parselmouths)
The Waffle Kids
 A
five member band that plays two-bit music, The Waffle Kids got their
start when band teacher Bryce hatched an idea to use his musical talents
to sucker little Harvey Putter fans out of some cold cash. Best known
for their songs "The Common Welch Grape" and "Musical
Pee", the band spends most their time squabbling amongst themselves
over who gets to play the cowbell or vibraslap in their next show. (Visit
the real band The
Quaffle Kids)
Polymer Boyd and the
Dismembralls
 With
Wizard Schlock crooning that you can't shake a stick at, Christian is simply hot
wizard sex on legs. With a voice that would make Dave Matthews weep openly, he
spends his days lounging in his living room and performing for fan girls (and a
few suspicious guys over 40). A self-described "reverse tour", he lets
the fans come to him, bringing him homemade cookies and hair dolls in his
likeness. (Visit
the real band Oliver
Boyd and the Remembralls)
MORE TO COME....
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The Waffle Kids suck up to Penny and
Prissy
"I've heard
better music come out of the digestive track of a cow."
-
Farmer Fred Fudge
Polymer
Boyd and the Dismembralls gracing the commonroom with his godlike vocal
stylings
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