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DISCLAIMER:
This spoof website and mockumentary
are created and produced in good fun by Richardson Productions, the filmmakers
behind the upcoming feature film HARVEY
PUTTER AND THE RIDICULOUS PREMISE. The WIZARD SCHLOCKUMENTARY is
being made with the blessings of Megan & Mallory Schuyler who are
producing the real WIZARD
ROCKUMENTARY, but they are not responsible for
any content on this website or in our videos.
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Wizard Schlock
Songs Here is the hit song Wizard
Schlockers Unite by The Waffle Kids about all the schlock bands
and while they hope they won't get their tires slashed after their next concert with
everyone. Video of the band playing this song at a recent rehearsal is coming soon, meanwhile here are the
lyrics below. (Listen to the original
WIZARD ROCKERS UNITE song on MySpace
or watch the live show from Prophecy 2007 on YouTube).
More lyrics from other bands coming soon!!!
WIZARD SCHLOCKERS
UNITE
Harvey and the Putters
started this whole stupid thing
Flaco and the Mudflys need to learn how to sing
The Parsleymouths are
girls that garnish a cheese tray
The Hernia Grunger
Experience just won’t go away
Wizard Schlockers
unite, come on and get a life (repeat 4x)
The Groaning Gertles
got strangled by their underwear
The Scandanavian
Scorntails are two kids that stink but no one cares
The Fruitofthelupins
wears tighty whities on his head
The Waffle Kids should
stop right now and work for Wal-mart instead
Wizard Schlockers
unite, come on and get a life (repeat)
We’ve got to schlock
right now to stop Lord Moldymort
We’ve
got to schlock right now, oh yeah!
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The Waffle Kids suck up to Penny and
Prissy
"I love
Harvey Putter and I love music, so why does Wizard Schlock give me hives?"
-
Melissa, age 9
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